Crazy Red recently had an "oh fuck, I'm 52" moment and ran screaming to the local drugstore for hair dye, cigarettes and, as it turns out, an altercation with some asshole over a 12 pack of diet sprite, (his, not mine). Crazy Red plans to stay crazy and to stay red just as long as L'Oreal keeps cranking out the medium copper penny that CrazyRed has re-embraced as her shade du jour. Why? Because, I'm worth it!